mariedisgrace:

full of myself, but still hungry
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pinxgaming:

xryz:

Idk if this has been posted but BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The trash talk Jesus christ

kingorb:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

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alexander-the-amazing:

Imagine Blake almost falling asleep in Professor Oobleck’s class, but then he zooms up right to her and says,

“Ms. Belladonna, please stay awake in class. When’s the last time you actually got any sleep?” And then takes a quick sip of his coffee.

And Blake mumbles tiredly,

“To be honest sir, about like a week.”

“It’s only been a week, and you can’t keep yourself awake? Amateur.” He scoffs.

digi-egg:

わちゃわちゃ by 狛
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